Funny dating disasters

40 million people in the US have tried Internet dating, which means 40 million people have probably gone on some pretty crappy dates.Not a Match: My True Tales of Online Dating Disasters is about one guy who experienced more than his fair share.And all he could talk about were his dreams of becoming a Bollywood star and his journey to ‘find’ himself.At the end of the date he asked, ‘So, do you want to be friends with benefits or are you thinking long-term?Image: mikhailkayl/123rf “I went back to this guy’s house after our date, thinking we were going to watch DVDs.I excused myself to use the bathroom, and when I came back out, I saw that he had taken all his clothes off.He asked me to wait for him while he went up the road to collect it. ” – Shelby Sekar, 30, account manager “He arrived 45 minutes late and acted like a total diva.He spent most of the meal blotting his face of ‘excess oil’, and when I offered him wine he refused, saying that alcohol gave him pimples.

Everything was fine until he got a text from his boss, asking him to pick up his pay cheque – or so he said.

He reached for my hand, ran his fingertips along my palm, and caressed my fingers. When I asked him what his friend was doing there, he answered ‘Sorry, he insisted on checking you out so I told him he could join us for a little while’.

I was on cloud nine until he blurted out: ‘Gross, you have man hands, so big and rough.’ Then he laughed like crazy. I made up some excuse to leave early and never saw him again.” – Regina*, 29, civil servant “He brought his best friend along to our lunch outing. I was out of there in a flash.” – Pamela*, 25, teacher “I’m vegan, but my companion didn’t consider that when he took me out for dinner.

When I casually remarked that one guy in particular looked super-hot, my date invited him to our table and asked him if he wanted to have a threesome with us. I had to explain to this poor dude that it was all a joke.

When he left, I gave my date a piece of my mind.” – Chelsea*, 34, finance executive “Dinner was going pretty well – until the bill arrived.

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  1. Make it clear you need to know the details of who your teen will be with, where they will be going, and who will be there. It’s important to know what your teen is up to when going out on dates.